September 2010

September 30, 2010

“If God wanted us to bend over he’d put diamonds on the floor.”

Joan Rivers (1933 – )

September 29, 2010

“A lot of people are afraid of heights.  Not me, I’m afraid of widths.”

Steven Wright (1955 – )

September 28, 2010

“All the people like us are we, and everyone else is They.”

Rudyard Kipling (1865 – 1936)

September 27, 2010

“A people free to choose will always choose peace.”

Ronald Reagan (1911 – 2004)

September 26, 2010

“He who angers you conquers you.”

Elizabeth Kenny (1880 – 1952)

September 25, 2010

“A diplomat is a person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.” 

Caskie Stinnett (1911 – )

September 24, 2010

“Men talk of killing time, while time quietly kills them.”

Dion Boucicault (1920 – 1890)

September 23, 2010

“An education isn’t how much you have committed to memory, or even how much you know.  It’s being able to differentiate between what you know and what you don’t.”

Anatole France (1844 – 1924)

September 22, 2010

“Always remember that the future comes one day at a time.”

Dean Acheson (1893 – 1971)

September 21, 2010

“Muscles come and go; flab lasts.”

Bill Vaughan (1915 – 1977)

September 20, 2010

“Good judgment comes from experience and experience comes from bad judgment.”

Fred Brooks (1931 – )

September 19, 2010

“The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.”

Elbert Hubbard (1856 – 1915)

September 18, 2010

“A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.”

Honore de Balzac (1799 – 1850)

September 17, 2010

“Find a job you like and you add five days to every week.”

H. Jackson Brown, Jr. (unknown)

September 16, 2010

“A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.”

Emo Philips (1956 – )

September 15, 2010

“When you’re curious, you find lots of interesting things to do.”

Walt Disney (1901 – 1966)

September 14, 2010

“When you combine ignorance and leverage, you get some pretty interesting results.”

Warren Buffett (1930 – )

September 13, 2010

“I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.”

Jennifer Unlimited (unknown)

September 12, 2010

“The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.”

Franklin P. Jones (1851 – 1935)

September 11, 2010

“Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.”

Lily Tomlin (1939 – )

September 10, 2010

“I have a great diet. You’re allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people.”

Ed Bluestone (unknown)

September 9, 2010

“You must learn from the mistakes of others.  You can’t possibly live long enough to make them all yourself.”

Sam Levenson (1911 – 1980)

September 8, 2010

“Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.”

W. C. Fields (1880 – 1946)

September 7, 2010

“It is better to wear out than to rust out.”

Bishop Richard Cumberland (1631 – 1718)

September 6, 2010

“If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?”

Will Rogers (1879 – 1935)

September 5, 2010

“It’s been a rough day. I got up this morning, put on a shirt, and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase and the handle came off. Now I’m afraid to go to the bathroom.”

Rodney Dangerfield (1921 – 2004)

September 4, 2010

“If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask?  Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?”

Scott Adams (1957 – )

September 3, 2010

“The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not ‘Eureka!’ (I found it!) but ‘That’s funny …'”

Isaac Asimov (1920 – 1992)

September 2, 2010

“Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.”

Benjamin Franklin (1706 – 1790)

September 1, 2010

“This is the sixth book I’ve written, which isn’t bad for a guy who’s only read two.”

George Burns (1896 – 1996)

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